what are you looking at ?
why are you in here pokin around my fingernotes like they was a sac of patato's ?
i ant gonna tell you nothen you don't already know
now get on up outa here and play some chess .
WARNING: contents may not be suitable for small campgrounds . we sugjest x-con tents for use outside city limits. ask your local poorest ranger for detells
THIS IS A TEST: if this was a real emergency, you would be instructed on where to get instructions.
instructions 1. put on a clean pair of underwear. 2. take off old underwear. 3. do not panic.