Personal Notes

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!

Q: Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What's the longest song in the world? A: Infinity bottles of beer on the wall

Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill? A: It ran out of juice!

Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Between you and me, something smells.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you give a lemon in distress? A: Lemonade.

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch? A: Because he wanted to be on time.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"

(Joke for July) Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels

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