I don't do takebacks, so don't bother asking.
I don't like increments. Straight-time is the only real chess. Even time-delay clocks are stupid.
Unless we are playing for a large prize fund, I don't mind losing, so shut your piehole!
If u somehow manage to intentionally disconnect your lost game without being forfeited, get lost!
And stay LOST!
I am actually a fair, nice gentleman with good sportsmanship.
Only after you have invested as much time and money into this game as me are you allowed to complain
about getting schooled by me.
I don't care what your igno-chess program taught you, it's only a theoretical game.
Treat others as u would have them treat u.