Roland Schmaltz still GM Germany 41 old Elo rating around 2800 drunk and 2490 sober
Used to kick ass and be funny and cool ... now I am just old. Live your life!
preparing for a comeback... not really
Watch out! Turn around!! ... you seriously did that? Are you paranoid?
Coming soon to an imaginary place near you (to kick ass or pussy depending who you are)
feel free to be scared/worried or shocked right now!
Please leave scary,weird and cryptic messages depending on the last time you got laid. I appreciate it.
I am getting too old for this nonsense
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