I don't read messages so don't bother with that
I'm always in silent mode, so please don't chat....
It's obvious of course that I'm a prize twat
Mais Oui, n'est pas? No foreigners, how's that?
My name is boog - a pain in the ass
My name is boog - a snake in the grass
My name is boog and I'm a prize twat
My name is boog, I don't like to chat - so there!
I never read messages so don't bother! Hurrumph!